Come Fly With Me...

My real-time responses while watching The Bachelor tonight.

1. Wings of Love has to be the most corny title I have ever heard.

2. There is a lot of silicone up in herrrrr. He better not hug them too hard.

3. Besides having the same name, Jake and Jacob from Twilight have something else in common: DO THEY EVER WEAR SHIRTS?

4. Rozlyn was totally adorable until she brought on the "bumpy road" analogy.

5. Ali and the peacock feather. Oh my.

6. I love the name Tenley.

7. Cinci, Lex, and NKY are all represented. Hopefully, they're impressive.

8. Harley, er, Alexa, is scary.

9. Corrie totally threw him off with the Kissimmee comment. {She's B's favorite since I subject him to this once every year. He's a good sport.}

10. I like the Elizabeths.

11. I'm going to call that girl the Spinner Chick.

12. If you're on the bachelor to "win," maybe you should have been a guest on The Price is Right. Put your jelly beans away. Just sayin'.

13. Add Ali to the Bless Your Heart Club. Another faller.

14. At least Christina and I share the same sentiment about the boobs. I still think the jellybeans were over the top.

15. FLIGHT ATTENDANT COSTUME.

16. Ashleigh: bless your heart. I think she wants to FALL in love. {sorry, couldn't resist}

17. B just said, "Some people make me cringe and I can't breeeeeathe!" That was after the girl came zooming in like she was a plane.

18. Crying = not hot. "Copilot" analogy also terrible and cliched.

19. I kinda still love Jillian. I hope what her and Ed have is real.

20. Again, Christina, wow. Forcing him to play airplane with you, like your three?

21. The awkward turtle was totally swimming during Tenley's kiss. Oh boy.

22. Quote of the night: "You can land your plane on my landing strip any time."