"Don't you want to work with Mommy?"
Jacob: "No. Daddy and Grandpa work on cars. I want to work on cars too."
"Well, what if I work on cars too?"
Jacob: "No mommy. Only boys work on cars. Girls just crash them."
"What?! Well where do girls work?"
Jacob: "They work in work places."
Jacob: "Does Batman speak Spanish?"
Jacob: "Ryan, you need to behave....I'm so dissapointed in you. Ryan, craperate (cooperate) with me! You have ONE more chance!"
"Jacob, I'm only going to light the candle one more time. If you blow it out, that's it."
Jacob: "Ok Mommy."
[...a minute later]
Jacob: "Well Mommy, the candle blew out but it wasn't me! When the furnace came on, the wind from the vent just blew it out!"
I'm in trouble, this kid can lie.
We're in the process of making our Christmas Cards. We try to do something funny each year with a funny family photo. I'm still working out the kinks but I couldn't resist sharing a sneak peak at Ryan trying on his outfit:
Santa got photo-bombed!