I kid you not, these things came out of my boss' mouth yesterday. We were at happy hour in a relaxed/casual atmosphere, but still....
Boss: "Do you want to have more kids?"
Boss: "Good thing you're leaving so we don't have to pay your maternity leave. You're the County's problem now!"
"Would you have sex in a trailer?"
"Isn't that chick over there hot?"
Me: "I think I might get a badge at my new job."
Boss: "Really? So you'll go around flashing your badge? Just don't flash your vag."